For now, bile!
As in, one of the four humours in your body. Too much makes you bilious and grumpy, so perhaps that's why I've been moping around the last couple of weeks - too much bile. So on doctor's orders, I'm going to syphon some off onto this page.
Nice.
Let's see then... things I hate... things I hate...
JAMIE FUCKING OLIVER! Really, I'm a nice guy more or less, I'm a vegetarian, pretty much a pacifist, against capital and corporal punishment, blah blah blah, but if I had a magic stick that made people fall off their stupid fucking mopeds and have their heads explode like a melon hitting a band saw, then Jamie Fat Tongue Oliver would be dead by now. The man is a blight on human civilisation. No, really.
Other things I hate
- people who say "24 7" even though it actually takes longer to say than "all the time"
- white trash council estate kids who try and talk like west coast rappers
- farmers
- people who believe in astrology, feng shui, auras, chakras, guardian angels, reiki or spoon bending
- the rugrats
- puff daddy, p. diddly, papa lazarou, whatever the fuck he's calling himself these days
- coronation street
- people who like jamie oliver
- terry pratchett
- diggles
- the thieving postal service
- nu metal
- lenny kravitz
- those pesky reptoids
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