There was a strange man I've never met before snorting ketamine in my front room last night.

That can't be a good omen.

I have this flashback to those dumb-ass Jedis out of the Phantom Menace going "they say he is the one who will bring balance to the Force", apparently without realising that obviously means they all have to die.

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, blah blah blah". Just as well it doesn't mention being stupid or they'd have to kick the whole Council out.