bah, guitars are too complicated. isn't there some sort of easier alternative for retarded people? oh, wait, there is, it's bass guitar isn't it.

ho ho ho, it's a tazz joke folks!

have started my journal on efemera. check out the stylish profile! who could resist that sexy mug i ask you? well, everyone it seems. bastards.

heh, as i write this that cheesy itv "web review" thing is on the telly. everytime i see it, i have to wonder.. what's the fucking point? as if half these bloody sites are even going to still be there in six months time. plus why do you need reviews of sites? just go and look at them! sigh.

holy shit! pele is now on the telly telling me that millions of men have problems with impotence! what the fuck? pele and impotence?! is there meant to be some sort of vague "balls" connection?