I don't think much of the fetish pictures, you're dressed as metal mickey.
blew
we could hire some donkeys and dress up as cowboys. I want to be Clint Eastwood, Christian can be Lee Van Cleef and Liam can be Yul Brinner.
Binky
beard boy never talks to me during the week only at weekends.
Nirvana
As Karl says "You can't wank a spent penis".
AgentOrange
the ironic thing is, i don't even like booze. i was just drinking it to keep christian happy.
blew
i only ever pulled in quimcies, probably why i find it exciting.
fraggle
cheese
please give me cheese
I'm so hungry
Nirvana
I forgot about the smoking. I also didn't remember the flute until I found it in my pocket this morning.
But, whenever i'm down and need to cheer myself up i'll think back to the night in Lancaster when Christian's pants fell down in the middle of the street.
blew
i'll spank you so hard it'll be christmas up your ass.
Tazz
Darwin is and will always be a cunt.
Becci
I'm not as green as I'm cabbage-looking.
Nirvana
Note to self: Dont run at your house shouting "My house" and then hug the trees and the house. Neighbours will probably have heard and think you're an idiot. Plus there's still ice on the ground and you fell like a drunken fool.
blew
went out last night, some slags wanted us....
liam smashed 24hr tescos at 3am...and stole some grapes and a belt...
ive only seen him that pissed once, and he smashed stuff then too.
AgentOrange
i was slowed down by mr stumpylegs and professor wobblydrunk.
zan
Curiously everyone at work now thinks I'm a dirty little tart, can't think why they are saying that. ;)
Nirvana
anyway i'm not coming, you're a bunch of loathsome cunts.
blew
do you ever have a shit and feel exhausted afterwards?
fraggle
I just remembered that Liam elbowed the "girl with no bra" in the upper chest area. He'll never wash that elbow again.
Tazz
Do you guys ever have your own opinions ??
most people at work have swallowed Darwinism as well
"magic man in the sky"
very good Liam .. that shatters all my beliefs in one statement
how do u do it ?
i now believe we all descend from apes
blew
the other day i went for a walk and i saw a man who looked like me except for his big smiling face and all the joy's of the world filling his soul. I realised that i was jealous so stabbed his heart out to try and feel complete. It didn't work. So i went to bed and dreamed that it had never happened.
Nirvana
isn't gravel a funny word?
AgentOrange
i am afraid magpies flew in the window and stole all the cheese.
BigBlue
i always wondered what sand snakes look like and even though i still dont know for sure i do know that they occaisionally have brian blessed beards.
blew
The goblin faces coming towards me when i was a child scared me.
fraggle
must remember never to talk to random mental bikers about the manufacturing process of bike components for an hour and a half.
must remember that it's a sign of danger when you say "I have to go for a piss" and scary biker man says "me too".
Nirvana
Dear Dave and Layla,
You pair of fucking clowns. I despair at your fucking poor taste. I await the day when I unleash a wrathful vengeance on behalf of those with a bit of musical taste in their bodies and expunge your horrific existences in a terrible manner.
Twats!
Love
Glenn
blew
I could hide in the toilets, yes...thats what I'll do....they will never find me!
AgentOrange
i've told you i won't use a butt plug, even if it does have a picture of cliffjumper on it.
MrSsshhh
Where would we be without insanity, though John?
Nazi Germany! That's where!
fraggle
I have this image of Liam on the roof on a building site but no surrounding images to explain this. I'll just go throw up again ...
Nirvana
That was old mother fucking me, not new stud mother fucking me.
Uhhhhhhhh, MPOTHER FUCKERS!!!
Back once again with the ill behaviour
blew
battalion rock club....internet cafe....pissed as fuck...john weed tuxedo...what___
AgentOrange
i feel like all my internal organs have liquidised and i'm now just a bag of soupy organic pain juice.
Nirvana
Theres too many people on here who think they must have an opinion on everything. Dave obviously knows fuck all about biology for instance but feels he must tell us that we're not descended from apes and it's all beyond human comprehension. NO DAVE, IT'S BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION.
blew
i've just been wandering around the top floor of the library muttering "fuck my slimy pumpkin hole" to myself and grinning.
fraggle
at least you didn't have to deal with Paul trying to snuggle up with you after falling asleep on the sofa. It was all too much eastenders for me, but it turned out he only wanted my milk.
Nirvana
It was like Robin Hood, we stole from the rich to give crisps to tramps.
blew
shitting proves god exists.
Dr_Shade
going into glenn's section's a bit like walking into a bad part of town naked, I always think.
AgentOrange
i tried to explain my philosophical beliefs to paul while he continually punched christian in the stomach.
Nirvana
There were some girls (4 of them) watching us play pool tonight. One of them kept clapping when Nick chipped the white off the table. John stuck his arse in on of their faces whilst taking a shot. They left.
blew
hurrah! its valentines day. i've been looking forward to this day so much. the amount of love and empathy i feel with the world right now is unparalled in scope.
fucking hell it's valentines day. Im locking myself in my room with temazepam and vodka till the dewy eyed motherfuckers go back to there love caves.
AgentOrange
please bear in mind this is all copyright AgentOrange and i now own you.
Jester
I want to get drunk and laid this weekend, not necessarily in that order. What should I do to accomplish this feat?
blew
base how low can yuo go......
thats right....barry wight.... i listen to the man, he tells me how it is....oh fuck...beee r is evill....
liverpool
oh shit
base
bawe
base
thats right
you know
you do
tomorrow is another day
your mother loves you
help me obi wan kenobi
fuck
fuck
fuck
Nirvana
Don't all go to bed and leave me here.
We can win this!
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