Christian nominated me to do some gay LJ meme thing so in the spirit of bipartisan diplomacy I've had a go.

"The object is to pick and complete 5 of the sentences below and then choose 3 people, who will in turn have to complete 5 of the sentences below, choose 3 to torture further, rinse, repeat."

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an inn-keeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be an astronaut…
If I could be a world famous blogger…
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
If I could be married to any current famous political figure…

My choices

• If I could be a musician I would fucking rock


• If I could be a writer I'd be John Tynes. He is cool


• If I could be a doctor I'd be Dr Karl Kennedy


• If I could be a professor I'd be Professor Sex


• If I could be a librarian I'd have terminator armour and psychic powers

I guess my lucky nominees are Ady, Alex and Sian.