Many Earth moons ago I did a top ten unused bandnames. I can only assume that what with the thousands of artistic types who read my blog, those names will have been stolen by now, so here is my new list.

• Jesus Had Days Like This


• The Chemturions


• Main Engine Start


• The Pink Lasers


• Telepathy Williams


• The New Gods


• Wolf Gore Syndrome


• The SEX Bandits


• Attack Shits On Fire


• The Dungeoneers

These are all my names now, so if a band wants to use them they have to pay me one million pounds.

Tonight I think I'm going to go see the new Star Wars with Sian, I hope it's not shit.